Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?

Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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