Aik pathan dhobi se
Aik pathan dhobi se
Tum aise bure kapre dhote ho Ke phar kar aik ke do kar dete ho
Dhobi ne kaha
Khan sahib phir meri sharafat bhi tu dekhiye Main paise sirf aik kapre ke leta hoon
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