Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 909 views

A Burglar Is In Big Trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhekari ki bhek ka tareeqa

Faqeer:2 rupee de do,
girl:sharam nai ati itne samart kubsurat nojawan hu k bhek mangte ho.
Faqeer:ok darling pher apna number de do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

ik Sardar jab bhi kapray dohta

ik Sardar jab bhi kapray dohta tu bht Zor ki barish ho jati.Aik din bht dhup nikli to sardar ny shukar kiya aur dukaan say SURF lenay chala gaya, Jb dukaan mai enter hua to,”Badal” bohat zor say garja, Sardar ne “BAADAL ki tarf dekh kr kaha:
“KIDHR?? Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gari kasi condition main hai

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti
hain!! :-|

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Munna aur Circuit

Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend everyday.
for 3 years.

Circuit: Then what hapned?

Munna: Nothing she married da postman

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)