Jaldi ik peg bana ke de

Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

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Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Lo sir.

Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?

Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.

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