Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 845 views

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.

Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.

Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kitnay ghurur main hay wo

Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo Mjhay Tanha Chor K
“Faraz”
Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery Pas Or B lash pash larkio K Number Hain
(,”)/
/) ( Ja garak hoja
,/¡_ sali tm

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Thailand or Switzerland

Boyfrnd rushes home: pack ur bag honey,I have won Rs10 crores in a lottery..

GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland?

BF:Who Cares? U just pack ur bag & GET LOST..:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa naha rha tha

Santa naha rha tha,dost ne awaz lagai,santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya dost-kuch to pahen leta yaar,santa bhag k andar gaya or “chappal pahen kar aa gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)