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SWEETEST EXCUSE; A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily say wat is this? Kid replies:techer k pass STARS khatam ho gaye to PLENET dene shuru kar diye…!
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 867 views
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