Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla
apne kutte ke sath.
Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha
jaa rahe ho?
Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.
Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1081 views

Expert On Parenting

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rinku, kya kar rahe ho?

Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”

Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tell The Name Of Any Microsoft Product

Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
MS PowerPoint
Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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.
.
.
.
“MS Dhoni”.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

When man's wife died he changed

When man's wife died he changed his name to Rajesh B.A (bachelor again). He got married again. Guess his new name? Rajesh M.A (married again).

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Arbi

Larka:ya habibi wil you bi my jalebi?
Larki:habibi haya haya
Aj se tu mera bhaiya

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)