Elephant & Ant were walking
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views
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