Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Then d elephant looked down toward d river.

Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Friend Or Girlfriend Mein Kya Fark Hota Hai?

Friend Or Girlfriend Mein Kya Fark Hota Hai?

Friend Wo Hai Jis Se Hum Udhar Lete Hai.. Aur

Girlfriend Wo Hai Jiske Liye Hum Udhar Lete Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se
Payyar Karte Hai
Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De
Sakte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek newspaper me chapa"50%

Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.

Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti" tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi

Malik:
jaldi se koi khali rakshaa laao. Pathan
Nokr kafi der bad aaya aur bola shb,
koi raksha nhi mila jo nazr aya kocha
1 admi zarur beatha nzr aaya.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Height of gawarpan

Height of gawarpan

Boy-how many apple u can eat in empty stomach..?

grl-i can eat 6 apply in empty stomach..

Boy-No U can eat only one..becoz Ur stomach will not empty..

grl-O wow,nyc joke..i'll try this to my other frnds..
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grl to other grl-how many apple u can eat in empty stomach..?

other grl-10..

grl-aree yrr 6 bolti toh mst joke sunati..:P:p:D:D

hahahahahahahahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)