Eyesight is Perfect
Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say something nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
Similar Jokes
1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou
Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call
one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,
“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice
answered. “ This is my father speaking”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar:Bhai Saheb 1 KalaBulb Dena!
Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?
Sardar:Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A depressed engineering student went to railway track for suicide...
When the train came close he went out from track and said.....
.
.
.
.
.
Oh god!
Tomrow i have to submit assignment! :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.
Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?
Husband: Yad hai,
... Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,
Wife (smiles): Yes
Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata. :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:me last time poch raha hun kia tm mujh se shadi karo gi?
Girl:kaha to hai k nai.
Boy:waiter!baji ka bil alehida banana
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pagal Chinese se: Kia tum American ho?
Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.
Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.
Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.
Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.
Chinese: Gussay say: Han main American hoo
pagal: pagal shakal sai to chinese lag te hoo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)