Eyesight is Perfect
Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say something nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views
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