A man went to police station to report that his
wife was lost & missing. There he found another
person reporting the same.
The police man asked the person who was there
earlier, "How does your wife look like??"
That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking
woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful &
attractive body with blonde hairs"
Police man noted down those details and asked the
other person, "What does your wife look like?"
He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and
find his wife!!!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1423 views

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.

Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.

Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?

Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai :
Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se
dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word
rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha

Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angrez

Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?

Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI

ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)