Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar

B:Aap jidhar bole udhar

... G: Thik h,shopping chalte he

B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views

train names

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin: Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!! Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!! Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!! Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!! Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!! Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!! Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

lo g kahani shoru

Lo G navi kahani shuru,
Agr hm Nawaz or Zardari me
‘Z’ ko Common len to naya Lafz
kuch ye Banega
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Nawaz+Zardari=
Nawazardari

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Khush Ho Kar Bata Raha Thha.

Pappu: “Yaar Mere Dost Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri Girlfriend Ka Number Le Liya”

Golu: “Ohhhhhhhhh!!! Phir?”

Pappu: “Phir Kya, Bewkoof Kal Raat Se Apni hi Behan Ko Romantic Messages Bheje Ja Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi
Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Store Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡”

pathan: hum pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Big Difference Between School & Col

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)