Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar
B:Aap jidhar bole udhar
... G: Thik h,shopping chalte he
B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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