Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar
B:Aap jidhar bole udhar
... G: Thik h,shopping chalte he
B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na
chor jae....:'
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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,
What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!
The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,
I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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Pathan apni Parrosan se: Mrs Thakur! Mai ne Aap se kaha tha k apne betay ko meri naqlien utarne se mana krien!
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Sn: Ppa god news hai
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by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Mummy: Oye Khotaya tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.
You can enjoy saving of sMs.
Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.
by lescol (few years ago!)
Faraz Apni Wife Se..
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se..
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Wah Wah..
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se..
Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se ..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)