Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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