2 Mohabbat Karnay Walon Nay
2 Mohabbat Karnay Walon Nay Khudkushi Ka Irada Kia.
10 Manzila Building Say Pahlay Boy Nay Jump Lagai.
Girl Nay Apni Ankhain Band Kar Leen
Or Yeh Kehtay Huye Wapis Janay Lagi K
Mohabbat Andhi Hoti Ha.
Boy Nay Hawa Main Ye Sun Kar Apna Perashoot Khol Dia
Or Kha, Pyar Kabi Marta Nahi.
Lover’s Of 2013 Aashiqui 3.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1355 views
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He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:
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SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
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Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,
Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,
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Paper Pade The,
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Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge
Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao
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Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!
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DEKHI.”
Iska Future Tense Banao. .
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Student: Hum kal Tak Wo Fassa Lenge
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghusa
Jaise Hi Tijori Todne Laga Uspe Likha Tha
Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Button Dabao Apne Aap Khul Jayegi.
Chor Ne Jaise Hi Button Dabaya, Zor Se Alarm Baja Aur 2 Minute Mein Security Guards Ne Use Pakad Liya
Police Aayi, Inspector Ne Chor Se Puchha
Inspector: “Apni Safayi Mein Kuch Kahna Chahoge?”
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1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai.
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Banta: When your daughter begins to put on
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Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The
Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye Huwy Hen.?
Dusre Ne Kaha
Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen
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Constable-Sir,
Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.
Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)