Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The
Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The
Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye Huwy Hen.?
Dusre Ne Kaha
Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen
Garmi or Loadshdng K Adi Hen.
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