Teacher:”MAINE KAL SUBAH EK LADKI DEKHI.”
Teacher:”MAINE KAL SUBAH EK LADKI
DEKHI.”
Iska Future Tense Banao. .
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Student: Hum kal Tak Wo Fassa Lenge
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