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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar:
naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar:
bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar:
abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya

Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: Ja Police Ko Bula La

Nokar: Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue Chilaya: Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saas Vs Bahu

Naukrani: Memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Memsahab: Chalo Jake Dekhte Hai.

Dono ek ke saath balcony pe aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani: Memsaheb, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Memsaheb: Nahi usko peetne keliye teen hi kafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Malik: Tum bathroom

Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukar- Sahab

Naukar- Sahab, aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi
jaisa lagta hai., kya khilate ho....??
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Malik- Nalayak, wo kutta nahi,
mera beta hai , Engineering kar raha hai aur
aaj-kal Exams ho rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum bathroom mein

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya

Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: “Ja Police Ko Bula La”

Nokar: “Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin”

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue
Chilaya: “Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?

Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,

Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,

Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,

Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”

Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ke bagiche me

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut podhey they.

Sardar ne naukar se bola, podho ko pani dal do.

Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu chatri pakr ke dal lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati ghar pahuncha

Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mallika Sherawat ko Mixar

Mallika Sherawat ko Mixar chalate dekh k naukar bola

madam juice bana rhi ho kya?

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Malika:nahi re 1-2 din k hi kapde the,
to socha isi me dho dalu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur use samjhaya ki kisi ke naam lene se pehle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola: sahabji sahabji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukrani ne malkin

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auratein apki saas ko peet rahi hain.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balcony mein aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana

Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.
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Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.

naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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