100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?
Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,
Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,
Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,
Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”
Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1470 views
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Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
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Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
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Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!
Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha
Daku Boara Khatarnak He
Khali Hath Mat Jana
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Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka
Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,
Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
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aaj kal boys aur girls apne bare mein kya sochte hain???? Boys sochte hain ki girls ringtone ki thara hothi hain jab chahe jab badal lo.. aur girls sochte hain ki boys message ki thara hothe hain ager pasand aye toh rake lo inbox mein nahi toh delete kar doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wife- Pados wale Pappu ki beti ko Math mein 99 marks mile
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1 no. Kahan gya??
Wife- Wo hmara beta laya hai
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