Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 783 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi

Banta:Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Nahi Tha Hi Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doodh waly sy

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he

Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?

Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sarda aur bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by sana (few years ago!)
Tring Tring Tring

Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Me kal aaon ga

Dr:ap ki bemari ka andaza lagana mushkil hai shahid ye nashe ki waja se hai.:-)
mareez:theak hai me us waqt aaoun ga jb ap nashe me nai hun ge.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Garib Parosi

Ek Bacha Dorta Howa Ghar Aya
Aur Maa Se Kaha:
Hamare Parose Kis Kadar Garib Hai
Un K Bache Ne Ek Rupe Ka Sika Nigal Liya Hai
Aur Wo Sub Ro Rahe Hai…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Semi Final:
PAKISTAN VS NEWZELAND
Newzeland: 330/10
Pakistan: 335/7 49.3 Overs
Congrats
Pakistan has won the match by three wiskets
.
.
.
Peshawar mai aik din pehle match nazar aa gaya....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Bush got rescued

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help.

It was President Bush.

President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.

President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Bush gave him the money.

The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so President Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, President Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."

The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife2 husband

Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga..
mera saya.. mera saya..
Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main

Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main Shirt Sirf Main
Hi Utar sakta Hoon.
MS Dhoni: Kya Karoon Dariyadili Kaam Nahi Aayi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Sard Fizaaa

Ijazat

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook