NASA ne 4 Marathi babus ko Chand pe bhejne ka
faisla kiya.
Magar Marathi babus adhe raste se hi vapis aa
gaye.
Marathi Babus said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand
to hoga hi nahi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2259 views

"Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain?

1 Aadmi ki 1 Taang ki Haddi Toot Gae??Hospital Gaya To wahan Doosray Aadmi ki Dono Tangain Tooti Dekh kr Bola ??.?.?.?.?.?.??"Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain?

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)

BBC Reporter Pathan Se

BBC Reporter Pathan Se:
Ye Batayien K Platform Pr
Kharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray?

Pathan: Ek Elaan Hua K Train Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai
Sab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di

Reporter: Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye?

Pathan: Mein Khudkushi K Liye Patri Par Leta Tha
Ye Elaan Suna To Mein
Platform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girls ek dosre ko gift

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai...
perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.
Aur boys.?
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Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Global Warming warning

Global Warming warning:" Our next generations will not be able to see polar bears and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??

Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki kya ?? :(( :p :D :O
rish.k

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mai Samne Wali Building pr

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu

SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!

BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge? SANTA: dhakka.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)