k Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.
Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.
Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.
Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!
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