The janaza of aashiq

The janaza of aashiq is nikla
from the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor
.
The mehbuba jhaaki from the door
&
boli Mar gaya haramkhor.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 836 views
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