1 GADHA RO RO KER DUA KER RAHA
1 GADHA RO RO KER DUA KER RAHA THA? YA KHUDA MUJHE PADHNE KI TOFIQ DE? 1 DIN USKI DUA QABOOL HUYE OR WO YE SMS BHI PADH RAHA HAI
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 787 views
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A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Eik Sardar Apni Hi Shadi Main Preshan Betha Tha
Kisi Nay Poacha Sardar G Preshan Kyun Ho???
Sadar Bolo: Susral Walon Nay Barat
Main Thoday Admi Lanay Ko Kaha Tha
Pata Nai
Abba Minoo Ve Lay K JaNda Waa Kay Nai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Angraiz pathan se: Whats ur name?
Pathan: "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz: Whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao
GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:
maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..
maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jail me pathan se kisi ne pocha tum se aisi kia galti howi k tum jail me ho?
Pathan:yara hum ne bank lota aur paise jama karane wahen ruk gia.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick chalk
Little jony started walking out
Tchr: y r u going out?
jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school days r over :D :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kya kr rhe ho?
Agr farig ho tu mre pas aa jao
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aur paas
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aur paas
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|!....
|! aur mujhe pnkhe se hawado
|! Lite nahi aa rahi.... bohat garmi lag
|! rahi hai
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)