Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya
Mulzim:QK Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani
Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jau Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2272 views

wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Sardar

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
.
Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Paki Boy to Paki Girl:

Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Chand raat ko nikalta hota hai, aaj din mein kaise nikla ?

PAKI GIRL: Ullu raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo and Rabri apply

Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.

Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.

Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)