Judje. Tum ne apne malik ko zehar
Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya
Mulzim:QK Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani
Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jau Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya
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