Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon?

Student: Obviously Moon.

Lecturer: How?.. Student: Abe Dhakkan Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi librarian se

Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.

Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss Aur Secretary

Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her Husband: For a week I & boss going abroad.

Husband calls Girl-Friend: Wife going, let's go for outing.

Girlfriend calls her student: For a week you are free.

Little boy calls his Grandpa: I'm free.

Grandpa(Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled.

by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!)

After returning from a foreign trip

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kis Din MjHe BhoOl jao gay

Ap kis Din MjHe BhoOl jao gay.
Select any numb.
1
2
3
4
5
6

Ek b select kia to 32 k 32 Dant tor dunga.
Kitna shok hy mje BhoOlny ka.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)