To kahan bhete ga
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 882 views
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