God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
Called Cartoon !!!

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1124 views

examiner ne aik bird ki tang

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN
Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BF ki call ka 4 ghantey wait karne

BF ki call ka 4 ghantey wait karne

ke bad GF ne arz kiya hai
INTEHA HO GYI INTEJAR KI
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MAA ki Ankh aise Pyar ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Air Travel

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Nerd

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father 2 Son

Afzal Tum Rat Ko Kis Waqt Soye The?

Afzal: Main Raat Ko 2 Baje Tak Home Work Karta Rahah Tha.

Father: Magar Raat 11 Baje To Bijli Chali Gai Thi.

Afzal (Ghabrate Hue):
Main Parhne Me Itna Magan Tha K Bijli Aane Or Jane Ka Pata He Nai Chala.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)