1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya
1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya
Tere smile me kya chamk he
Tere smile me kya chamk he
wo muskura k boli
MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI
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