Ek Kuttiya Ne Dus Bachche Diye,
Bachcho Ne Bade Hokar, Apni Maan Se Poocha

Bachche: “Maan Humara Baap Kaun Hai?”

Kuttiya Ne Kaha: “Tamiz Se Bolo Papa Sms Padh Rahe Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views

Molvi to Zardari

Molvi to Zardari :

“Buray Kaam Chorh Do Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Ayega”

Zardari :

“Buray Kaam To Parvez Musharaf Kar Gaya

Mein To ALLAH Ka Azaab Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

love

Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)

Purchasing New Brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

It is well known saying that

It is well known saying that-`jo hase,unke ghar base.`
But the question is`ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)