Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han
Boy : Kitne Aye Han
Girl: Sirf 90
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne
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