Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya?

Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

After 15 years

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan: Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay Four Wheel Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in Exam

Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya!

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Kiun???
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Because
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Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

train names

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin: Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!! Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!! Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!! Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!! Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!! Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!! Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aik public msg tamam shoharon k lye

Agr b.v k zuban band ho jae to





nabz zaroor check kar len.. Ho sakta hai azadi mil jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)