Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi

Rakhi Sawant ne Sabzi Mandi me 2 foot Lambi Muli dekh k pucha-Ye kya hai..

Sabzi wala-Madam, ye hamare liye to Muli hai, par apke liye ye MAMULI hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1301 views
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