Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 694 views

Govt. is like a baby

Gove
ment is like a baby.

An alimentary canal with

a big appetite at one end

and no sense of responsibility at the other.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Police: Car Gas Par Hai

Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Pathan: No

Police: Petrol Par
Pathan: No

Police: Diesel Par
Pathan: No

Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ?
Pathan: Installment Par Hai G.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SARDAR was sitting in toilet

SARDAR was sitting in toilet, but potty was not
coming....!!
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1hr..
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2hr..
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3hr..
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SARDAR- "ab Aa bhi ja..!! Mai tenu kha thodi
javanga....!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sardr public Bathrom gia

Ek sardr public Bathrom gia
0r 2 ghanty bad nikla

Bahr betha jamadar bola: “40 rupy”
Sardr bola:

me tatti keti aa
Yahoo Ty chat nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)