Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha
Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha
Meri Life Mein Naya Ladka Aa Gya Hai.
Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wala Hai, Mera Khoob
Khayal Rakhta Hai
Main To Uski Dulhan Banugi, Tum Meri Photo Wapis
Bhijwa Do.
Pappu Ko Ye Padd Ke Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Apne
Saare Doston Ki Girlfriends Ki 30 Photos Jama Ki
Bich Mein Us Ladki Ki Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha.
Le In Mein Se Nikal Le, Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad
Nahi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 559 views
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