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Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1532 views

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost tere girl friend

Dost tere girl friend ka phone aya tha
Keh reahe the koi pathar se na mare meray dewane ko
Bomb ka zamana hay ura do sale ko

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar To Pathan Doctor

Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon

Sardar: Batao Is Dunya Ka Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yara Ab Hum Apni Tareef Khud Kese Ker Sakta Hai.. :-)
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Sardar: Acha Batao Sab Se Be-Emaan Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yaaaar, Ab Hum
Tumhara Naam Lega To Tum Hum Se
Naraz Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Badam Pista

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney
Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand
Pathan Hota. -

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)