USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai
Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya. adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views
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