Ye Baat Tune Chupa Ke Achha Nahi Kiya
Santa Apni Biwi Se Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Tum Bachhe Ko Kya Pilati Ho?”
Biwi: “Doodh Aur Orange Juice”
Santa Hairani Se: “Oye Tu Ne Kabi Bataya Nahi, Orange Juice Kiss Side Se Aata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon
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TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
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Teacher:art ki copy me train bnao me 5 min me aa rai hun. 10 min bad aa k kaha kahan hai:-
student:ap late ho gai hain train 5 min pehlay chli gai hai.
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