Public to Santa
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai.
Use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do.
Agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1282 views
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