Pappu ki master se hui ladai,

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,
Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,

Pappu ka garam hua khoon,

Gaya kabristan or kabr pe master ki photo latka ke likh diya...
-COMING SOON- :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1166 views
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