Bikhari:Roti de do
Bikhari:Roti de do, bhukh lagi hai roti de do.
Budhiya: abhi khana bana nahi hai, jab ban jaeye tab ana.
Bikhari:Ye mera mobile no. Hai mujhe phone kar dena.
( Bikhari rocks )
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Budiya:Jab khana ban jaye ga to mein facebook pe status Laga dungi par kar aa jana.
( Budiya double rocks ]
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