A chines couple
A chines couple
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
Got twin babies aftr mariage
... Dey named thm
Jo-Hua' ' So-Hua'
Nxt year they Got 1 black baby.
Dey namd him,
"Ye-Kia-Hua",,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 797 views
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kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
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sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
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kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
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