A chines couple
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

Got twin babies aftr mariage

... Dey named thm

Jo-Hua' ' So-Hua'

Nxt year they Got 1 black baby.
Dey namd him,
"Ye-Kia-Hua",,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 775 views

dost ki kabar

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.



Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ap ki 2 bivian hain

1 admi ki 1 tang toot gai
jab hospital me puncha to us ne dekha aik ki donon tangen toti howi hain

admi ne us se pocha kia ap ki 2 bivian hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Train mein warning likhi thi :

Train mein warning likhi thi :-Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”
Santa :-Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mera nai humara kaha karo

Shohar:tum roz mera ghar meri car,har waqt mera mera karti ho kbi humara bi kah dia karo.
Chalo ab kia dhondh rahi ho?


;->

bv:humara dopata

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run
Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5
Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure
Hota Hy,
Kya?
.
SOCHO,
.
Yehi K,
YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)