Ek Baby Girl Ko Kiss Karte Hue Dekha
Ek Bacha Girl ko Kiss Karte Hue
Ek bacha girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata ,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
Bhaar mein gayi duniyadari
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!
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