Swimming pool

Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft
Height
Hero: I Don’t Knw Swiming
Sardar Jee : Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 952 views
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