Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 530 views

exams mai fail ho gaye to

Sardar (beta se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.
Result wale din Sardar: Kiya hua?
Beta: Bas "Sardar ji" kuch naa pucho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hdfc Ka Malik

Teacher : Tere Papa kya karte hain

Santa:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai

Teacher: Wah Wah HDFC Bank ke Malik hain

Santa: Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center ke Malik hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?

Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

where is ur heart?

Biology Ki Miss:

Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?

All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:

“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!

Teachr Smiles
&
Says:

Mera B..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The field trip

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)