lady doctor
Lady Doctor Pathan se :
Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q
ghoortay ho?
Pathan :
Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,
"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1733 views
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