EK PATHAN LARKI SE

EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.

LARKI WO KAISE:

PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,

BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

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