Navy ke kam
Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?
Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai,
to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2642 views
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Dear Customr,
Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.
“5 Ka 55?
Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.
Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.
2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.
3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.
4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.
Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai
“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits...
.
.
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
...And We Should Respect Her... ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.
2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me"ABE GADHE"Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."
The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."
by Kamran (few years ago!)
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha
hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka
maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break
mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun
Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?
Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga
Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
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