Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya

Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: “Itne Kam Number Kyun Aaye? Aaj Se Tera Khelna Tv Dekhna Sab Bandh”

Beta: “Papa, Ye Lo 100 Rupaye Aur Baat Ko Yahi Khatam Karo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views

Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake

or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Will U Marry Me

Girl Ask Sardarji:
“Will U Marry Me”
Sardar Ji Replied: No !!
Mai Shadi Sirf Apne Relatives Mai Kere Ga
Mama Ne Papa Se Ki Thi
Bhayya Ne Bhabhi Se Ki
Aur Mai Apni Biwi Se Karon Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?

Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?

Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)