Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views

SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA

SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sleep the floor

Your first job will be to sweep the floor.
But I'm a college student the young man replied.
In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya

Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?

Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Doctor has come

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a
hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both
of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically
holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able
to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to
play it before.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)