Search Results for 'wife'
Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Hoa Tha Kisi Ne Pucha Kaise Jala…? . . Admi Bola: Wife Makey Ja Rahi Thi Usko Chorne Station Geya Tha Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Chom Liye…
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
"Why Should I ? :-P
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....
Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii....
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife: Apko merii Khoobsurti Zeeyada Achi Lagti Hai Ya meri
Aqalmandi?
Sardar:
“Mujy Tuo Tumhari Ye Mazak Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Ka Pyar
Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!
Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!
Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Yaar
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife
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Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
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Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
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Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Money in Books.
Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do.
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Husband: Keep it in his Books. I know he will never touch them.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The
The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)