Sardar
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....
Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii....
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 923 views
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Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.
I am so sweet hana . :-*-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy :- buss aur larki ek jesi hoti hai.,.,
ek jaati hai ,,
to
... dosri Aati hai.,.,
GIrLs :-
Rakshey aur Larhky .,
ek jesy hoty hai,.,
ek ko bolao 4 chaly Aaty hain,,,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent thy?"
Boy:"Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
"Teacher:"Kiss liye?"
...
Boy:Yes miss,bohat liye ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy 1: Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
What is jihad bin nafs?
It is when u see 100 Notifications, 20 Messages and 30 Friend requests on Facebook . . . . . .
Still you click "Logout" & "Study" Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Husband(rat 2 baje); neenad nai aa rahi hai.
Wife;kitchen me jao aur bartan saf kar do.
Husband;neenad me bol raha hon pagali
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha
dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??
Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?
Girl: andhe ho kia?Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,<
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O teri kher_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)